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Rock, Paper, Scissors T-Shirt

$19.97

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Rock, paper, scissors... and then claws. This shirt settles the score once and for all: in a cat’s world, they always win. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to make every cat lover smirk—because we all know who wins. Perfect for proud cat people who know exactly who’s running the show. (Hint: it’s not you.)

This classic unisex jersey tee fits like a well-loved favorite—soft, lightweight, and ready for anything.

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable, easy to layer, and perfect for both active days and lazy ones. The retail fit works great in both casual and semi-polished settings.

A ribbed crewneck keeps its shape and adds a clean, timeless look. Tapered shoulders offer a better fit over time, and dual side seams help the shirt hold its shape wash after wash.

Bella+Canvas manufactures responsibly in the U.S. and abroad using humane, no-sweatshop practices. They’re Platinum WRAP certified and part of the Fair Labor Association.

Tear-away label means no itch, no fuss.

Fabric blends: • Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Treat Dealer Paw Print T-Shirt – You Know Who You Are

What’s so special about this t-shirt?

Ridiculously Comfortable – Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day wear, whether you’re chilling, chasing, or just being stared at for snacks.

Relatable & Hilarious – For the treat-tossers, snack suppliers, and full-time pet butlers.

Bold Paw-with-Heart Design – A clear, cute nod to your role in the household hierarchy.

Flattering Unisex Fit – Looks great on everyone—even under a layer of pet hair.

Key specifications

No Shed, No Stress. Our merch won’t leave hair on your couch. Perfect for anyone who answers to a tail-wag or judgmental stare.

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable.

The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

The perfect blend of style and comfort

Vibrant Print Quality – Bright colors and detailed artwork that stays sharp wash after wash.

Perfect Pet Parent Gift – Makes them laugh, then say “That’s literally me.”

Machine Washable – Built to survive fur, drool, and daily life with the boss.

Conversation Starter – Stand out with a design that sparks smiles and compliments.

Sizes XS–3XL – For every proud pet servant out there.

Size Information

XS–3XL

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Shipping

We offer fast and reliable shipping for all our items. Orders are processed within 5-7 business days and shipped via standard delivery, which typically takes 5-7 business days. Total delivery time is usually 10-14 business days

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For any questions regarding your order, please contact our customer service team for assistance.

Returns

All products are made to order and produced individually after a purchase is placed. Because of this, returns and exchanges are not supported if the customer ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed their mind.

Defects: If your item arrives damaged or with a manufacturing defect, you may be eligible for a free replacement or refund. Please contact us within 14 days of delivery and include your order number and a clear photo showing the issue. You do not need to return the damaged product. If the same issue affects multiple products with the same design, a photo or video showing all affected items in one frame will be required for confirmation.

Please note: For direct-to-garment (DTG) printed products, there is a tolerance of 0.5" for print placement. Minor variations in print location are not considered defects.

Failed Delivery: If delivery fails due to customer error (such as an incorrect shipping address or failure to receive the package), you may request a reprint at your own expense. Refunds will not be issued in these cases. If delivery fails due to a carrier error or another issue beyond the customer’s control, please contact us. We will investigate and, if appropriate, issue a replacement or refund at no additional cost.

Treat Dealer Paw Print T-Shirt –

You Know Who You Are

If your pet treats you like a vending machine with legs, congratulations—you’ve officially earned the title of Treat Dealer. This shirt is your new uniform. With a bold paw-and-heart design front and center, it’s more than just a cute tee—it’s a badge of honor for snack slingers, belly rubbers, and full-time pet servants. Whether you’re bribing for good behavior or being guilt-tripped into “just one more,” this shirt gets it. And so will everyone who sees it.

Soft, comfy, and surprisingly accurate, the Treat Dealer T-Shirt is perfect for running errands, walking your four-legged boss, or just lounging on the couch while you’re stared at for snacks. It also makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift for fellow pet people who know they’re not in charge—and wouldn’t have it any other way.